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May 24 is … National Escargot Day 

wtf is that shit

may 23rd penny day.
lol ok 

March 27, national joe day. Wut

December 7th, National Cotton Candy Day. Holy shit yes.

August 16 is … Bratwurst Festival 

August 30th is Toasted Marshmallow Day<3

March 31 is … Bunsen Burner Day and National Clams On The Half Shell Day…. wut.

 6th of September is Fight Procrastination Day. Bummer.

National tug-of-war tournament day!

National Pecan Pie Day!

November 3 is … Sandwich Day and Housewife’s Day

I am actually super ok with this :D

May 4 is … National Candied Orange Peel Day 

I don’t know how I feel about this. Hmm…

MARCH 25TH IS WAFFLE DAY OMGGGGG

Aug 1st  Friendship Day and National Raspberry Cream Pie Day 

August 20th is National Radio Day

(Source: old-war)

gollyabsolutely:

Cross out the things you’re afraid of and put your score at the top.

1. the dark
2. staying single forever
3. being a parent
4. giving birth
5. being myself in front of others
6. open spaces
7. closed spaces
8. heights
9. dogs
10. birds
11. fish
12. spiders
13. flowers or other plants
14. being touched
15. fire
16. deep water
17. snakes
18. silk
19. the ocean
20. failure
21. success
22. thunder/lightning
23. frogs/toads
24. my boyfriends/girlfriends dad
25. boyfriends/girlfriends mom
26. rats
27. jumping from high places
28. snow
29. rain
30. wind
31. crossing hanging bridges
32. death
33. heaven
34. being robbed
35. falling
36. clowns
37. dolls
38. large crowds of people
39. men
40. women 
41. having great responsibilities
42. doctors, including dentists
43. tornado
44. hurricanes
45. incurable diseases
46. sharks
47. friday the 13th 
48. ghosts  
49. poverty
50. halloween
51. school (kind of…)
52. trains
53. odd numbers
54. even numbers
55. being alone
56. becoming blind
57. becoming deaf
58. growing up
59. creepy noises in the night
60. bee stings
61. not accomplishing my dreams/goals
62. needles (biggest fear)
63. blood
64. dinosaurs
65. the welcome mat
66. high speed
67. throwing up
68. falling in love
69. super secrets

If you repost this, it’s been requested that you title it “I’m afraid of _ out of 69 common fears”

If you get more than 30, I strongly recommend some counseling.

If you get more than 20, you’re paranoid.

If you get 10-20, you are normal.

If you get 10 or less, you’re fearless.

I got 17. (I’m normal? That’s strange…)

(Source: wierdjustgotwonderful)